yes yes get mad at the person who’s trying to help you something yep yep
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
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i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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life is no people are no i am no everything is no
whats a librarians favorite color
read
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
(Source: airplan-e, via asdfghjklalalalalalalalalalalala)
HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETYI WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’
(Source: kerryswashington, via alexfourjacefinwillgusianetienne)
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
